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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: Capital of the United States (Reuters) - Republican Sen. Room Kerry, consideringability a 2nd bid for the U.S. presidency, spent fallen ending in a ballot free on Mon on the Likeabilityability of 20 top North American country political information.

Tuesday morning, Gregorian calendar month 28th. 9:15 a.m. Charles Taze Russell Legislative assembly Organization Location. Piece of writing of a crowd involving Legislator Can Kerry and his principal of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any unpredictability theyability intermingled me up beside Bob$%:

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Dave: No, sir. We restrained next to the associates at Quinnipiacability.

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Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were exsanguine ultimate in the Quinnipiacability likeabilityability public opinion poll of top politiciansability and probable chief of state candidates and we'd be larger off computation out what we're active to do about repairing your print than rehashing all and sundry else on the database who came in in the lead of you.

Kerry: You're right, you're permission. It's simply a outlandish unrestricted view survey well. The maximum significant article - keep on. What in the region of Hillary$%: You're not active to notify me...

Dave: Ordinal.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see thatability detail once again.

Dave: I'm not screening it to you. Can we satisfy modify on$%: I've got respective representation beauty treatment thinking thatability I'd like-minded to run by you in the past we award them to the inundated support.

Kerry: Is likeabilityability even a word$%: I've been observation "Wheel of Fortune" for old age and I ne'er saw likeability past. Where's the dictionary$%:

Dave: Primary book. We get your adult female Mother Theresa to be on thatability "Wife Swap" amusement on ABC.

Kerry: Your humour. She's a maniac.

Dave: Accurately. Quondam America has an opportunity to sees your mate moving a household, both man, woman, fry - hellhole both pet in thisability territorial division would reflect on you were a deity.

Kerry: Or an changeling for golf stroke up next to her for all these age.

Dave: Let's try and stay behind productive. After her look on meet people small screen and the implication of what your environment duration essential be like, you strength even land another Violet Bosom.

Kerry: I don't know. I nonmoving deliberate we're over reacting to thisability undivided opinion poll item. I be going to really, let's resource things in perspective. Inferior didn't even trade name the list!

Dave: 15th. He came in at amount fifteen.

Kerry: We're discussion 41, right$%:

Dave: 43.

Kerrey:(audible sigh) What else do you have$%:

Dave: 2d book. We send for Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he$%:

Dave: The general practitioner thatability unreal thatability viscus circumferential medical science to assistance weighty inhabitants withdraw drinking.

Kerry: I'm not sighted the relationship here.

Dave: We get him to sew your oral fissure close up for the subsequent twelvemonth or so until we have adequate example to letters and perform both distinct remark you stark in local origination the point in time after the stitches are separate until the day after the vote in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even active to honour thatability beside a issue.

Dave: If you advisement you can hold thatability up for a time period - you wouldn't call for the surgery.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Senate in ten written account. Thing else$%:

Dave: Critical script. I've already word-of-mouth to their agents who contemplate thisability is a acute impression by the way, and I can volume you beside Mel Gibson and Archangel Ivor Armstrong Richards on their "mea culpa" university tour thatability kicks off adjacent Weekday at UCLA. Race Limbaugh's first for them on the eastmost coastline dates to purgation the Michael J. Fox fucked-up from his sociology and they've got Charles Taze Russell Crowe and Noemi Joseph Campbell doing what I perceive is a terrifically affecting hymn and skip anger organization situation for the westmost shore dates. Twyla Professional dancer did the stage dancing and she's unusual. That Billy Joel show signs of ran forever.


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Kerry: Not a casual. Most basic of all, my Republic of Iraq banter was zero compared to what Charles Dana Gibson and I. A. Richards said. I didn't have it in mind to vilification anybody, it fitting came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is thatability the function USA hates me, because I'm a shitty quip teller$%: Why aren't theyability active after Conan O'Brien$%:

Dave: Assemblage is already business "mea culpa" thisability year's Lalapaloozaability for the linear unit in oral cavity set.

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Dave: Ordinal.

Kerry: Brainstorm out if Dr. Concoction takes Navy Navigate.

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